So, this evil blue ball and it's brother green ball (not shown here), came with instructions. Oh, the evil blue and green balls are made by a company in Canada called "Multivet International Inc" and the ball is called "SlimCat". Inside the pamphlet, which is written in six languages, for meowing out loud, is the following introduction:
"The idea behind the "SlimCat"(Tm) ball is to distribute an adjustable quantity of food to your cat through his interaction with the ball. An enriched environment and proper feeding habits are Slimcat's ultimate goal. Being in good mental and physical health will reduce your cat's undesirable behaviors."
What are they talking about?! "Undesirable Behaviors??!!" We nap, we play, we have toys...lots and lots of toys. Why do we need to chase those evil food balls all over the place to get a nibble or two! This is really unfair!
We have been trying to think what to do to rid the house of these evil food spitting balls, but so far, the best we've come up with is to make sure we spread and move some of the evil ball's food near where mom gets up in the morning cuz she usually has her eyes closed till she has her first cup of coffee. But all mom has done is to cuss a bit and the evil blue ball as well as the evil green one are still here.
Can you cats out there help us? If you have any ideas what we can do to make mom get rid of this food contraption please let us know!! Thanks!
8 comments:
I'm wondering how your mom might like to have to do that for her food. Maybe you and Tommy can fill one with her stuff. I bet her food wouldn't even come out of the itty bitty holes!
Hmmm, we think that sounds like a very very evil ball indeed!!
Mom says she saw those balls at Petsmart this weekend, but she thought they were just for occasional treats (she never reads labels). ;-)
Well! The indignity of having to get your food out of that ball is just not right. We agree with William about your Mom's food.
Have you thought about going to where your dish used to be and howling? That usually works in our house.
I'm speechless.
Diamond has a ball like that for his treats, but having to get your whole meal out of it! Wow, this is something else! I guess you have to work for your meals now...
I have no idea how to make those balls go away!
Tsk (shakes head sadly) This is just about the most pitiful thing I've ever heard of. Imagine...being expected to chase your food around before you can get a bite to eat. (sigh)
Hmmm, it sounds a little bit fun. Especially if you can use it just for treats.
Can you some how throw up IN these hideous balls?
I wouldn't mind them for temptations. I wonder if the PM would put a mouse in one for me?
Good Luck!
~Goldie
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